The Ace Magpie

The fact that it’s elves from Lord of the Rings is not important to the puzzle

The amount of letters in each word:

1. 8
2. 8
3. 4
4. 8
5. 8
6. 8
7. 8
8. 4

What does the puzzle title say?

The directions are hidden in the poem

Cupid is running an experiment, matching introverts with extraverts. Only their notes got lost!

Help Cupid figure out who Florence is seeing again.

The introverts are: Alice, Bethany, Cedric and Daniel

The extraverts are: Eva, Florence, Greg and Hugh.

• The lesbian couple went to the museum
• Cedric only likes women, and didn’t go ice skating
• Bethany is dating a man
• Greg’s date wasn’t at the escape room
• Hugh isn’t dating a woman
• Florence took her date to the board game café

One of the staff at the office sometimes brings their dog to work. I really want to ask them to bring the dog, but I’m not so good with names and faces, can you help me? Here’s what I remember:

1. The person who brings their dog sits at desk 4, and it’s always empty on Mondays
2. The four people in that office are called Archer, Miller, Weaver and Tailor.
3. No-one works from home on Tuesdays.
4. Tailor is definitely in the office both Thursday and Friday.
5. One of the desks at the windows, which are desk 3 and 4, is empty on Friday’s .
6. Archer is always in the office Monday to Wednesday at least.
7. Weaver works from home on Thursdays.
8. The first desk isn’t empty on Wednesdays.
9. Miller works in the office on Mondays.

Who should I ask to bring their dog to work?